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The blind date that made me realize I was a fraud (and why that was the best thing ever)

by AnnSheybani | Sep 18, 2025 | Life, Writing

I was on a blind date, sitting across from some guy I’d met on Match.com, when he asked what I did for a living. You would have thought I was a street walker, the way I started hemming and hawing. I was so mortified to tell him I was a chemical...
You’re not a writer, you’re a hoarder (And that’s actually good news)

You’re not a writer, you’re a hoarder (And that’s actually good news)

by AnnSheybani | Sep 15, 2025 | Writing

Let’s pretend you’re ready to start writing your book. That you’re a real eager beaver. Now, word of advice: Before you stare at a blank document for the next three months wondering why writing feels impossible, let’s talk about the content...

Which Disney princess are you? (And other useless quizzes)

by AnnSheybani | Sep 8, 2025 | Writing

We’ve all taken those inane quizzes, haven’t we? “Which Disney character are you?” “What’s your spirit animal?” “Which Friends character matches your personality?” I always end up as Cinderella—probably because she...
I tell people my service is hard work. Here’s why I’m not broke.

I tell people my service is hard work. Here’s why I’m not broke.

by AnnSheybani | Aug 31, 2025 | Writing

Years ago, I joined a group program designed to teach me about marketing because I was tired of banking on sheer luck to bring in clients. You know, that magical thinking where people would somehow discover what I do—and how I could make their writing 1000 times...

What I learned about acceptance from a dying man and two hospice nurses

by AnnSheybani | Aug 24, 2025 | Life, Reading

Decades have passed, but the two and a half years of illness are still fresh in my mind. I can still hear his voice calling me from the hospital after exploratory surgery. From his tone, I know something is terribly wrong even before he tells me. He’s supposed to be...
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