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Your Achilles heel is boring
My friend and I were seated together at a conference. I could practically feel the sparks coming off her, so consumed was she by the desire to be plucked from the crowd and brought onstage for an exercise. Leaning forward, she gripped the chair-back in front of her,...
This is why people cry at art exhibits (and read your book)
In 2010, Marina Abramović did something insane.For seventy-five days straight, she sat in the atrium of the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Six days a week. Nearly eight hours a day. No breaks. No food. No water. She didn't speak. Didn't move. She just sat at a...
Why I finally created book templates (After years of hating them)
As a chemistry major who really shouldn't have been a chemistry major for a whole host of reasons, I nearly lost my mind with physical chemistry. One exercise that I found particularly punishing was proving "proofs" for quantum theorems. I mean, how was I supposed to...
I never finished my book
I was sitting in a workshop at Bread Loaf Writers' Conference, watching Scott Russell Sanders field questions about his career. If you don't know Scott's work, he's written a bunch of books and made his living that way, with a side of teaching thrown in. He's the kind...
READING
Why I finally created book templates (After years of hating them)
As a chemistry major who really shouldn't have been a chemistry major for a whole host of reasons, I nearly lost my mind with physical chemistry. One exercise that I found particularly punishing was proving "proofs" for quantum theorems. I mean, how was I supposed to...
I never finished my book
I was sitting in a workshop at Bread Loaf Writers' Conference, watching Scott Russell Sanders field questions about his career. If you don't know Scott's work, he's written a bunch of books and made his living that way, with a side of teaching thrown in. He's the kind...
What I’m reading now
Every Iranian New Year, we'd drive through Abadan, and I'd watch the flames shooting from the tops of those massive stacks—the oil refinery burning off excess natural gas like some kind of industrial volcano. The infrastructure stretched for acres, a sprawling...
These two turned 60 authors into bestsellers (And I’m still not over it)
I'm not one to brag on clients (okay, that's a lie—I totally am), but Cecilia and Jason Hilkey are the real deal, and I want you to know about them. Here's what happened: These two came to me at the end of 2024 wanting to publish a parenting anthology. Not a solo...
LIFE
Your Achilles heel is boring
My friend and I were seated together at a conference. I could practically feel the sparks coming off her, so consumed was she by the desire to be plucked from the crowd and brought onstage for an exercise. Leaning forward, she gripped the chair-back in front of her,...
This is why people cry at art exhibits (and read your book)
In 2010, Marina Abramović did something insane.For seventy-five days straight, she sat in the atrium of the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Six days a week. Nearly eight hours a day. No breaks. No food. No water. She didn't speak. Didn't move. She just sat at a...
The blind date that made me realize I was a fraud (and why that was the best thing ever)
I was on a blind date, sitting across from some guy I'd met on Match.com, when he asked what I did for a living. You would have thought I was a street walker, the way I started hemming and hawing. I was so mortified to tell him I was a chemical salesperson—selling...
What I learned about acceptance from a dying man and two hospice nurses
Decades have passed, but the two and a half years of illness are still fresh in my mind. I can still hear his voice calling me from the hospital after exploratory surgery. From his tone, I know something is terribly wrong even before he tells me. He’s supposed to be...
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