Download The 5 Easiest Types of Books to Write for Your Biz!

Writing a book for your business involves LOTS of pesky decisions. One of the first? What kind of book CAN I and SHOULD I write. Believe me, you can go down some roads you SO don’t want to go. (Cue theme song from Deliverance.) How about I give you some ridiculously simple suggestions to make your life a shit ton easier?

Believe me, you can go down some roads you SO don’t want to go.

(Cue theme song from Deliverance.)

How To Eat

The Elephant

Straight-talking, funny and brutally honest, How To Eat The Elephant will give you–yes, you–the push you need to haul your ass off the sofa and position it in front of your computer long enough to produce a real, live book.


My virtual foot + Your live ass =

Published book

these are some

of my stories

You’ve got to tell it like it is, and be wholly you. Because readers want to know if they can connect with you on an emotional, philosophical, or even spiritual level. They’ll kick you to the curb the second they smell bullshit.
Want to know my deal? Well, these are some of my stories. This is my take on life, writing, and reading.


let’s stop lying, shall we?

March 10, 2014

I taught/teach writing workshops—locally and online—and I also coached nice girls (and guys) who were sick of feeling trapped by their inability to tell the truth.


How To Land Yourself In Jail

March 17, 2014

Unless he’s Mormon, or a Muslim, he’s lying like a dog. He doesn’t understand who he’s dealing with. I teach people how to say no.


Which Dog Are You Going to Feed?

July 29, 2014

It didn’t take me very long to recognize that we’d made a bad decision. I could barely see Walt’s head through the growth…

work with me

Give me your hazy vision, your sad excuses, your darkest fears. And I’ll give you my undivided attention, my creative ideas (believe me, I’m a genius), and the solution to (almost) ALL of your problems. For just one hour(ish). Or throughout the whole, daunting book-writing process.

still not sure?

To own your opinions, your story, is to set yourself free. Intimacy, true connection, is what I want above all else. Nothing else matters. Not in life. Not in business. Be real, warts and all, or don’t waste my time.